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The top blade's what you're getting with a flat-iron steak.
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He was right, and thus was born the Santa Maria steak. Now, the gigantic heart-shaped cut is everywhere, from specialty butchers to Costco, which sells a pre-marinated version die-hards swear by.
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You don't need to go nuts on the seasonings -- the meat speaks for. If you need sauce, go easy. Or better yet, hit it with garlic butter. Rib eye Where it is on the cow: Right in the ribs.
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